Hello my name is Hayley and this is where I dump a lot of stuff I find funny. I would love to talk to anybody who wants to talk i will not maim you I promise.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via yaoibutts)

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bl00mish:

fuckoffmiimi:

john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean lookimage

"crabs crabbing"

(Source: fuckoffmiimi, via hilarious-war)

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rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

rockyraccoonpictureshow:

we’ll finally become david bowie

(via slimesprite)

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sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: charlesoberonn, via caledfw1ch)

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2 days ago

splickedylit:

flashcircuit:

Andrew Hussie has announced a new webcomic, Paradox Space, involving characters from Homestuck in all new situations

Guys.

Guys I

This is

[SOURCE]

GUYS IT’S LIKE A CREATOR-ENDORSED AU BLOG HLEP ME

*PAROXYSMS*

(via carcino-violinist)

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2 days ago

rexuality:

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

*looks lovingly into your eyes* i’ve been googling for someone like you my entire life

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via hilarious-war)

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3 days ago

notchicken:

This one guy who added me on snapchat is making me pee

(via hilarious-war)

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3 days ago
cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this

cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

(via eyecandybutts)

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3 days ago
watisdissht:

John Madden published a book about his adventures in space.

watisdissht:

John Madden published a book about his adventures in space.

(via elasticitymudflap)

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3 days ago

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

image

(via righteous-bison)

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